Strewth – Just for a good old fashioned laugh (At Landrover’s)

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Being the owner of three Landrover Defenders has meant that I have trebly been the brunt of many Landrover jokes!

And crikey, for sure, I’ve got a good sense of humour, but I swore that I would never tell “Landy” jokes after I bought a new Toyota Landrcruiser…but, 

 

 Driving in my Landcruiser

The "Landy" Mural

Driving in my Landcruiser

A truck that won’t rust

Looking in the rearview

“The Landy’s” in my dust

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Put in the “diff-locks”

And start headin’ up some hills

There’s no need to worry

No more hefty “Landy” bills

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Take a good look underneath

You’ll see no oil drips

She’s dry as a whistle

Like parched desert lips

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And when it’s time to turnaround

To point our way back home

There’s one thing that’s rest assured

There’ll be no breakdown moan!

😉

ps: I sold “The Landy” and it has gone to a new home!

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10 thoughts on “Strewth – Just for a good old fashioned laugh (At Landrover’s)

  1. Mary Strong-Spaid October 30, 2013 / 3:04 pm

    I have a Toyota RAV 4.
    Toyota makes a dependable vehicle, no doubt about it.
    I hope the ‘Landy’ likes its new home.

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  2. Annie October 17, 2013 / 5:49 pm

    Ah, sad… the break-downs and digging them out of soft sand adds to the adventure! 😉

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  3. kiwiskan October 17, 2013 / 5:44 am

    Love your poem. Glad ‘the Landy’ has a new home

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  4. Christina Waschko October 17, 2013 / 2:28 am

    Ha,ha,ha there is a poet in all of us!? Happy Driving! May the upcoming trips be plenty and the upkeep bills scarce! (Does that make sense at all?)

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  5. meandtheboss2013 October 16, 2013 / 11:44 pm

    You sold THE Landy ??? What about the other one ???
    Love, hugs and blessings…ME and the Boss

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    • Baz - The Landy October 17, 2013 / 5:03 am

      No I kept Janet 😉

      So the Blue Landrover was with us from around 2000 to 2006, the White one from 2006 to two days ago, and the Red one from 2007 to a couple of months ago… More on the new Landcruiser soon!

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  6. tiny lessons blog October 16, 2013 / 10:52 pm

    Nice poem, and fairly respectful of the Landy. I can tell you that I had a few situations like your middle picture with my Landcruiser in the African mountains and savannah, I also got stuck in the sand and drove right into a deep mud pool in the dark, but she always took me outta there 🙂 Happy drives!!

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    • Baz - The Landy October 17, 2013 / 5:00 am

      Strewth, we have much in common, tick to all of those, well except for Africa of course…. 🙂

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